ProfessorSC

More about me:

I'm a widower in my mid-forties and am looking for fun (that doesn't mean just sex--though I'm on board for pantsless entertainment). The last time I dated, cell phones were huge and no one had ever publicly admitted to Googling themselves. So I'm a little out of practice. I'm looking for someone who wants first and foremost to have a good time.
I am funny, handsome in a beardy-beary way, have no signs of male-pattern baldness, and am smart, creative, 420-friendly, generous, affectionate, and loyal (and yes, I sound like a great house pet).
I'm good with dating inside or outside my race, and I'm fine with one word messages (especially if they say something like "Hey sexy" or "Come here often.") I'm GGG in the Dan Savage way (Google it), and I am committed to finding joy, happiness, and pleasure in my life and in the lives of those I care about.

About my ideal partner:

You want to thwart the convention that men make the first move.
You actually do like funny, smart, slightly-nerdy, polite, kind, thoughtful, GGG*guys. (Seriously, to paraphrase Amy Schumer--you say you love nerds, but what you really like are handsome guys who wear glasses).
You want to get drunk and make questionable decisions.
You wear a short skirt and a long jacket (with fingernails that shine justice and a voice that is dark like tinted glass).
You want someone who will treat you with kindness and respect, but is not unwilling to smack your ass if you want.