DrSarcastic

More about me:

My name ls GordyTut and l love to cook .... lm 6ft, Slim,
Attractive and was once considered fashionable.
l have a dry sarcastic sense of humour and lm so laiid back lm ln 83 "and although 47 " l still enjoy clubbing and jumping about to Progressive House Music.
( who said that white men have no rythum )

l was raised and educated by my single mother,
who always said l was an accident waiting to happen.
However,
she taught us that. * Trust * Reliability * Confidance are the most lmportant things ln life. So now lm a loyal person but also very direct, lm lmpulsive and straight talking. Also due to a personal tragedy, l take every opportunity In life to enjoy myself. All my worrying can wait until lm dead

About my ideal partner:

Top of my wish list " A 6ft blonde with the ability to look like she's always enjoying herself, as lm telling everyone how " Seriously Gorgeous she ls "
Also she would never tire of me always wanting 2 hold
her hand as l lnsist on taking her shopping for a new Karen Millen or even a Kathrine Hamlet Dress.
( because they R seriously expensive )

Here are some great characteristics she might have.
* lnsist on having only 1 bridesmaid at our wedding.
* Persuade me have my stag night alone on that *
* Females only Greek island
* Convince me to stay home most evening's resulting ln me " Licking her lnto a Frenzy.

l would love her 2 be someone who tie's my shoelaces
together when " lm not looking " laughing as she pushes me over !
As lts unlikely 6ft blonde's will be dropping from the sky. l will accept the nearest offer !!

PS. lf she was also immortal that would be excellent ....