Caution: Here follows patience exercise
|I am a||Woman|
|Want children||I will tell you later|
|I look for a||man, 35-48 y.o. any ethnicity for friendship, relationship, romance|
More about me:
Once upon a time there was this strange woman, who decided to create an online dating profile. She started reading around, searching, investigating, and finally decided to start writing. But... those wise and knowledgeable advice websites urged people to create an ad that stands out. Therefore, she sipped her coffee, gasped the smoke of her cigarette, and placed her fingertips on the keyboard...
"Female, 39 y.o., (who is kind of bored at the moment - takes another sip of coffee), intelligent (how original!!!), attractive (a subtle way of saying "If you are looking for a smoking hot model, move along please"), with a sound respect for the positive way of thinking (and by this I mean maths and physics, not glasses that are half-full or lights visible at the end of tunnels), who does not turn the TV on no matter what (ok, I admit it, I watched TV on election night), adores animals (four-legged, three-legged, and furry or covered with feathers two-legged, for the remaining two-legged creatures, it is highly debatable and is decided on a case-by-case basis), lacking a single artistic bone in her body (constantly singing out of tune, but singing nonetheless), and who loves driving (during which, when traffic is high, she utters phrases that are NSFW), is looking for a man of similar age (35 - 45 plus/minus), well-read and educated (did you see what Adonis wrote about the chapter with the pigs from 1984? Yeah, well, exactly the opposite please) intelligent (have you seen the Imitation Game and understood it? I have no similar expectations for Interstellar :D ), who enjoys going to the movies (please refer to the previous parenthesis), who enjoys quiet nights (indoors, outdoors, doesn't matter, as long as they are quiet), who is confident (not in a Christian-Grey-kind-of-confident, but I could definitely live with something like Mr. Darcy :p) who knows who he is and what he wants out of his life (no witty comments here, undecided people are entitled to being just that, but please do move along).
And they lived happily ever after!!!"
She sipped her coffee once more, put her cigarette out on the ashtray and leaned back on her chair with a content smile on her face.
PS. If you made it through so far, if you managed to read this one-sentence paragraph (quite a challenge!) and if you persisted thus far, then maybe it would be worth it to send me a message.