|I am a||Man|
|From||Bristol, United Kingdom|
|Height||5'4" - 5'7" (161-170cm)|
|Want children||I will tell you later|
|I look for a||woman, 18-50 y.o. white/asian/latino for friendship, romance, casual|
|Preferable body type||Slim|
More about me:
Highly skilled at falling asleep in one film, waking up in the next, and figuring out how to segue the plots. Maybe we can stay awake together?
Currently the most fun in bed is when the cat jumps on and bites my toes. Please help fix this!!
About my ideal partner:
Must like staying fit, have a terrible sense of humour to match mine, have the correct number of arms and legs (2 of each, thanks).
I mean it also helps if you're a complete nympho, but that's really just a bonus! :D