Sumtinls

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In my own words
About Me
How do you describe someone like me? I'm a whirlwind of entertainment,that will keep you guessing with anticipation. I can make you laugh till your side hurts, begging me to "Please Shut Up!" Then I'll smile, and stare into your soul, with my piercing blue eyes. It will send a shiver up your spine, and a warm fuzzy feeling though your heart. While your sinking into, my deep sea blue eyes. You'll find a tranquility, that you've never felt before, and is "Oh" so hard to find. A peaceful calm will wash over you, and you'll...Then with a slight tilt of my head,a quick wink from the corner of my eye,and a devilish grin...hang-on, because the show is about to start! That's right I'm "LIVE WITHOUT A NET!" Well I guess I'm just your typical guy. You know-- "Insensitive; Arrogant; Self-Centered; Egotistical; Chauvinistic Pig." And even I've "NOT" been able to mastered the other male trait's of "Lying; Deceit; Cheating; and Being a Total Jerk." I'm just hoping, maybe you'll overlook these minor imperfection's of my manhood. Sorry, but you'll have to put up with an un male, who's "Openly Honest",and "Willing to Communicate". (although I have been practicing "Temper-Tamptum's" alone in front of the mirror, still I'm not very good at it, so you can't see it.) As far as you go, if your "NOT",- well you know...."Overbearing; Jealous; Insecure; Possessive; Once a Month-Horn Twirling PMS, War Wench From Hell!!!" I promise; I'll try not to hold it against you. We all have our flaws. Well if you've made it this far, I guess I'll tell you a few other minor details. I love most all animals, I adore children, I look much younger than my age, so it helps compensate the fact, I don't act my age either. So as I stated at the beginning---"How can you describe someone like me?" Take a blindfolded double back-flip, with a twist, into my world, and help me better understand who I am, and I'll do the same for you. Just remember, "I Am Part Of All That I've Met.":- Bye-Bye!
About You
She needs to be open,honest,and ready for some, intriguing communication,she needs to be independent,secure with herself,and not an obsessive,overbearing,jealous person. Though a gorgeous body is what every man desires, I'll take personality first,any day. Just don't be completely out of proportion. Must be into sexy lingerie(my true fetish)willing too wear it, model it,lounge in it. LOL. I guess I need the best of both worlds. But one step at a time, first-E-Mail me, and then see,where it can grow.