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Jaybird_78


Jaybird_78

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I am a Woman
From Greeley, Colorado, United States
Age 40 y.o.
Height 5'8" - 5'11" (171-180cm)
Body type Ample
Ethnicity Caucasian
Marital status Single
Children 2
Want children I will tell you later
Education AA (2 years college)
Occupation Resident Manager
Speak English
Income $30,000-$50,000/year
Smoker Often
Drinker Rarely
I look for a man, 25-40 y.o. any ethnicity for relationship, romance

Last login: hidden

ID: 200272

More about me:
Do you guys even read this??? Where are all the AWESOME guys? Please read through to the end...



I am a fun, witty, sarcastic, sometimes crazy girl who likes to laugh and have fun. I'm looking for someone who can bring back those butterflies in my stomach that we all know and love. Not looking to get married... but also not looking for a one night stand. I want someone who appreciates me for me.. I want to feel my heart skip a beat every time I hear you say my name.

I Love music... all kinds I guess.. I love every thing from Marvin Gaye to Frank Zappa.....I love the old crooners, the screamers, and even a cookie monster growl from time to time. Etta James, Coheed and Cambria, Billy Holliday,The Beatles, Megadeth, Alison Krauss, Kings of Leon, Sublime, Van Halen was the first band to make me wanna take my panties off and throw them on a stage!.....I still love the Roth era Halen! System of a down, A7X, Stone Sour, Slipknot, Primus, TOOL, Huey Lewis and the news, Hank Williams Jr., David Allen Coe, The Supremes, Jimmy eat world, Tickle me pink, Korn, Big and Rich, Zepplin, Sabbath, Stones, Budgie, Zappa, ZZ Top, Most of the 80's hair bands.....Dokken, Ratt, Poison, Whitesnake, Great White, White Lion.. NOT BON JOVI!! I still think Jon Bon Jovi was in Rock n Roll to meet other dudes! Iron Maiden, Iron Butterfly, April Wine, REO Speedwagon, Soundgarden, Mud Honey, Butthole surfers, Suicidal Tendencies, Pearl Jam, Queen, Foo Fighters, Jim Reeves, Richard Cheese&Lounge against the machine, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Dropkick Murphys, Saliva, Five finger death punch, Theory of a dead man, P.O.D., Ramones, The Beastie Boys3, Jane's Addiction, Iggy Pop, The Fuggs, NIN, Little River band..Snoop, Dre, Redman, Tenacious D. Just to name a few....

I'm also a HUGE baseball fan.. well I take take that back, I'm a HUGE Red Sox fan! There are only two teams that I really care about.. The Red Sox!!!!.. and who ever is playing the Yankees!!! Have been a Boston fan since I can remember!

Oh yeah.. I also have tattoos.. visible ones at that. No.. no tramp stamps or prison ink. But if you are not cool with body art, then I'm probably not right for you.

Interests:
4 wheeling, Art/Culture, Books/Reading, Bowling, Camping, Cinema/Movies, Cooking/Food, Dancing, Eating out, Entertainment, Family/Kids, Horror, Live Shows, Meeting new people, Music, Pets, Socialising, Tattoos/Piercings, Video Games

About my ideal partner:
OK.. I'm going to have to be a little more blunt here... I am 32 years old.. although there are a lot of you youngsters on here that are just cute as buttons.. I really don't want to babysit.. please make sure that your sweet little testicles have dropped and your voice has changed before contacting me. And with that being said.. I also do not have "daddy issues". So I'm not looking for a father type.

Attention all douche bags(can you say douche bag on here??).. please spare me the pain of having to listen to your dumb ass. If you seriously want a one night stand look else where.
Also.. NO! I will NOT take YOU out to dinner.. really guys?? Youre killin me here!! Don't contact me to ask if we can bang.. It aint gunna happen!
I am a lady, and will only be treated as such.

And I know it's a stretch asking you boys to use your brains.. but can you please, please leave a message that says more than "hey baby" or "how r u"? By the way... do you guys not know how to spell "sexy"? Really.. there are not 3 x's in sexy. Who taught you this? It's really not that clever! Come on guys.. please be original if you are going to contact me, I want to know about you.

And do I even need to comment on the pictures that some of you guys have posted.. ew. Why do guys assume that we women want to see your penis.. or lack there of? And the half naked bathroom picture.. ? What's up with that?

Now with that being said.. if you cant find the humor in my little rant.. then you A.) have no sense of humor.. or B.) know that you are one of the douches that I'm talkin about.

Smile and have a nice day!!


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