PunnytheGuard
| I am a | Man |
| From | Midland, Pennsylvania, United States |
| Age | 29 y.o. |
| Children | No |
| Want children | I will tell you later |
| Speak | English |
| I look for a | woman, 18-23 y.o. any ethnicity for friendship, relationship, romance |
More about me:
Im the town dork, but NEET and concerned by nature. First name is Tyler, but i prefer Tai(and dont use ty, thats just lazy). Personal accomplishments include preventing more than 10 suicides, but i dont talk with them much anymore, getting a decent paying job right outta high school, and the number of puns i can make in a single shift, usually around 60 or 70. remember: guard gets giddy about acceptable amounts of alliteration...we like puns, parodies, and pop culture references too... :)
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