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|I am a||Man|
|Want children||I will tell you later|
|I look for a||woman any ethnicity for friendship, relationship, romance|
More about me:
Me: Hey, what should I put in my profile?
Indian Roommate: Write that you always practice safe sex. I know because you leave your Magnum condoms littered all over our shared bathroom.
Me: My seed is powerful. It raises the vibration of our toilet bowl. Or your toothbrush, when my aim is bad.
Indian Roommate: I hope you don’t get laid, and I never have to clean that up again.